he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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