girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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