We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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