And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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