so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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