Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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