He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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