They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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