Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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