Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
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the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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