So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
There are leaves in my underwear?
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