She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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