oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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