it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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