You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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