so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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