Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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