after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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