Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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