My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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