do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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