Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
ok first of all what the fuck
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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