I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize