There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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