Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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