part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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