would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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