Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
We just shotgunned beers for America
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
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