told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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