I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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