Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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