her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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