hotel room ftw
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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