I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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