If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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