Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just want to make out with him forever
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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