I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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When did angry sex become our thing?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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