I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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