Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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