well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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