Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
NoShamevember. You game?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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