Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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