Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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