belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
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I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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