dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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