i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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