ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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