I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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