everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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