jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
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